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T-Shirt — "Your Dad Thinks I'm Hot" Vintage Graphic Tee (Funny Retro Quote)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A relaxed, garment-dyed tee with a dry, tongue-in-cheek slogan that lands somewhere between playful and confidently sarcastic. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial straight out of the box and softens with every wash thanks to post-construction dyeing. The relaxed fit and tubular knit make it comfortable for day-to-day wear — whether you're running errands, hanging out with friends, or lounging at home. The dark, slightly faded print sits low on the chest for a retro, casual look that pairs easily with worn jeans, cargo shorts, or an overshirt. This shirt reads like a wink: low-effort, high-attitude, and built to last.
Wear it to backyard barbecues, casual meet-ups, road trips, or low-key concerts. The sturdy construction and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean the tee keeps its shape and color over time. Offered in a broad range of colors and sizes, it’s simple to match to your mood or wardrobe.
Material and finishing details are there to be felt: heavy 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, double-needle stitching at seams, tubular (no side seams) build, and a sewn-in label for an unfussy, lived-in feel.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable, soft feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and softer texture
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for lasting wear
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, available S–4XL (consult size chart)
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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